Please be very careful when you land your sleigh on our roof this year. My daddy had covered a lot of it up with Enecsys solar panels. The solar panels are made with glass and won’t take the weight. Also the reindeer could hurt themselves if they stood on them.
I am really sorry for the inconvenience, but daddy says that it is to help the environment and reduce global warming. I learned about global warming in school. They say that it is causing the ice to melt at the North Pole and that polar bears are having a hard time finding seals. If too much ice melts, they may find your elves. That would be a big problem.
Have you considered moving to the South Pole instead? They only have penguins there and penguins don’t bite. You might be able to train them to hold the knot in the bows with their beaks.